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  • 2oz of the following strains: Mochi Gelato Gas Oreoz Lemon Cherry Gelato Pink Fox Skunk 47 Peanut Butter Souffle Flower is broken down by 1/4 So you can mix and match anyway you like. Best deal in DC
  • Watermelon Jolly Ranchers – Exotic

    $45.00$230.00 Price is for the purchase of the digital mystery art you are purchasing.
    Jolly Rancher offers a complex, multi-faceted odor when properly cured. The flowers may smell sweet at first, but successive sniffing may reveal some more sour, possibly unpleasant notes. Grinding up these dense buds gives off pungent fumes of skunk and diesel, possibly hinting at Sour Diesel in Jolly Rancher’s background. When combusted in a pipe or a joint, these flowers burn with smooth and easily palatable smoke. This smoke tastes like sour berries with a slight hint of grape on the exhale. Notably, Jolly Rancher’s grape flavor is coincidental to its purple coloring -- this is because the strains’ aroma is determined by terpenes, chemical compounds that are distinct from its pigmentation. Jolly Rancher offers a slow, creeping high that may take as many as 10 or 15 minutes before revealing its mind-warping effects. The strain’s sativa side emerges first, boosting analytical thinking; some users may feel as if they’re able to step back and observe the progression of their own thoughts. Such free association makes Jolly Rancher a great way to power through both analytical and creative work. Similarly, this bud can clear the cobwebs out of a stuck or a troubled mind. Smokers typically find that they’re able to function as they ordinarily would, free to converse and to engage in physical activity if so desired. Be warned, though, that Jolly Rancher’s indica effects reveal themselves as the high continues on. These qualities manifest as a slow, sinking feeling of relaxation that may inspire previously active smokers to lounge in the closest comfortable surroundings. This sedation is unlikely to lead to couch lock, but it’s a peaceful way to unwind with a soothing movie or with some trippy, atmospheric music.
  • 6 - 1 GRAM DISTILLATE CARTS INDICA Garlic Breath – 88.22% HYBRID Sunset Gelato 88.33% OG 88.31% SATIVA Maui Wowie 87.12%
  • Grape Runtz – Exotic Smalls

    $40.00$199.00 Price is for the purchase of the digital mystery art you are purchasing.
    Grape Runtz is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Zkittlez X Gelato X Grape Ape X OG Kush strains. This amazing three-way cross is the perfect choice for any classic hybrid lover, with a high level of potency and totally powerful full-bodied effects. The high starts with a happy lift, filling your mind with a high-flying cerebral euphoria that has you feeling insanely happy and totally unfocused. This state will quickly turn heady, leaving you soaring through psychedelic visions as your happiness expands. At the same time, your body will begin to settle into a deeply relaxing state that has you feeling slightly couch-locked and pretty immovable as your mind flies further and further into oblivion. With these effects and its high 19-23% average THC level, Grape Runtz is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as depression, headaches or migraines, chronic stress, muscle spasms or cramps and chronic pain. T
  • White Buffalo – Indoor Smalls

    $70.00$199.00 Price is for the purchase of the digital mystery art you are purchasing.
    White Buffalo, also more commonly known as “Tatanka,” is a sativa dominant hybrid (80% sativa/20% indica) strain created through a cross of the powerful Romulan X (Blackberry Kush X Bay 11) strains. This potent bud is infamous among cannabis users for its powerful effects that pull heavily from the indica side despite its sativa dominant nature. The White Buffalo high starts with a euphoric head rush that immediately boosts your mood and leaves you happy and energetic with an unmatched sense of purpose. As your mood builds, a haziness will wash over you in the form of a tingling head buzz. This buzz will slowly spread throughout the rest of your body, leading to a full body slight sedation that doesn't limit your movement or functionality in any manner. Rather, you'll be completely relaxed as your mind builds with excitement and energy. Because of these effects and its 15-20% average THC level, White Buffalo is said to be the perfect bud for treating patients suffering from conditions such as insomnia, mild to moderate cases of depression, chronic pain, appetite loss, and chronic fatigue. Like its parents, this bud has a flavor of sweet peppery herbs that is accented by a sharp hint of mint and a savory blend of earth and spices. The aroma is of sweet earthy flowers with a spicy hint, much like walking through a spice garden. This bud has small to medium-sized minty green spade-shaped nugs with dark orange hairs and a frosty coating of tiny trichomes.
  • Gas (All Gas OG)

    $65.00$199.00 Price is for the purchase of the digital mystery art you are purchasing.
    Gas is a 100% pure indica strain created by the famous breeder Loompa. This dank bud has unknown genetics due to breeder secrecy, although it is generally agreed that it is probably an OG Kush phenotype. Gas offers the user a moderately high THC level that ranges from 16-19% on average and a memorable smell and taste of lemony pine with a hint of diesel upon exhale. This bud has dense compact bright neon green nugs with gold patches and a spattering of fine fiery orange hairs and translucent trichomes. Users describe the Gas high as having an almost immediate hazy onset of a soothing warming relaxing body high that spreads from the back of the head and spine throughout the rest of the body in slow numbing waves. This body high leaves you completely relaxed, pain-free, and utterly sedated. Upon the come down, you'll fall into a deep and peaceful pain-free sleep that lasts hours on end. Due to these potent effects, Gas is said to be an ideal strain for treating patients suffering from conditions such as nausea, appetite loss, mild cases of depression, and sleep disorders, including insomnia and night terrors.
  • Bakers Delight

    $35.00$190.00 Price is for the purchase of the digital mystery art you are purchasing.
  • Blueberry Trainwreck

    $35.00$190.00 Price is for the purchase of the digital mystery art you are purchasing.
    Blueberry Trainwreck, also known more simply as “Blue Train,” is a sativa dominant hybrid (70% sativa/30% indica) strain created through a cross of the infamous Trainwreck X Blueberry strains. Even with its powerhouse parents, the THC level of Blueberry Trainwreck is medium at best, topping out at about 15-19% on average. Despite its mild THC level, Blueberry Trainwreck packs a potent punch of flavors and effects. It pulls its taste from its Blueberry parent, with a fresh ripe blueberry taste that's accented by earth and a slight sour tinge. The aroma is very pungent, much like Trainwreck, with skunky earth and hints of sweet yet sour blueberries. This bud has dense lumpy spade-shaped dark olive green nugs with rich blue undertones and thick furry amber hairs. A fine coating of sweet sticky resin can be detected as the nugs are broken apart. The Blueberry Trainwreck high is very much like those of its parent strains, with a euphoric and uplifted onset that serves to energize the body and focus the mind. This is accompanied by a slowly building body buzz that doesn't weight you down but does start to cause pangs of hunger. Because of these effects, Blueberry Trainwreck is often used to treat conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, headaches or migraines, inattentiveness, and lack of appetite.
  • Peanut Butter Souffle

    $60.00$190.00 Price is for the purchase of the digital mystery art you are purchasing.
    Peanut Butter Soufflé is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Dosidos X Lava Cake strains. Famous for its true peanut butter-like flavor and giddy, giggly high, this bud is perfect for adding to any hybrid lover's collection. Much like its namesake dessert, Peanut Butter Soufflé packs a sweet and creamy buttery chocolate peanut flavor with just a touch of lemony citrus. The aroma is very similar, with a creamy chocolate peanut butter overtone accented by spicy earthiness. The Peanut Butter Soufflé high is just as intoxicating, with soothing effects that will energize the mind and relax the body. You'll feel your mental state immediately activated, filled with a tingly, giddy sense of energy and creativity that has you super giggly yet ready to jump on any artistic task at hand. A soothing body high comes next, slipping into your body in tingly waves of relaxation that will help you kick back and settle down. Combined with its high 19-25% average THC level, these effects make Peanut Butter Soufflé a great choice for treating conditions such as chronic pain, depression or mood swings, chronic fatigue and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has long, spade-shaped bright neon green nugs with thick amber hairs and chunky white trichomes
  • 1 oz Strains to choose from: White Buffalo Exotic ,Mochi Gelato, Gas Strains come in separately bagged 1/4s 2 Edibles of your choice One of the best indoor deals on the market
  • Intergalactic Special

    $190.00 Price is for the purchase of the digital mystery art you are purchasing.
    Strains: Mochi Oreoz Lemon Cherry Gelato Pink Fox PLUS 1 Edible & 1 Joint
  • Platinum Kush

    $40.00$120.00 Price is for the purchase of the digital mystery art you are purchasing.
    This is on sale because it has no smell because curing wasn't done right. But it still gets you high.   The sedating high from this indica is perfect for a night of anxiety-free relaxation. Platinum Kush gets its name from its frosty appearance, a result of the dense trichomes that grow on the bud. THC levels vary, but are usually in the 16%-18% range. That makes this a moderately strong choice, though poor growing can lead to very low THC levels. An indica, Platinum Kush has more CBD than most strains available in America. This chemical is used to treat severe seizures and other conditions. The combination of THC and CBD makes this a good strain for anxiety, depression, and pain, as the body high is deeply relaxing. This strain has a sweet, pungent smell reminiscent of fruit and a sweet, earthy taste. Platinum Kush, aka Platinum OG Kush and Platinum OG, is probably the result of crossbreeding between Master Kush and an original Afghani strain. Platinum Kush produces a mellow, easy feeling; the high doesn't last very long, but it's usually enough to put an insomniac to sleep. Dry mouth and red eyes are the only likely adverse effects, though paranoia is also possible. Platinum Kush is most popular in Denver and the West Coast, but it's harder to find in other parts of the country.